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The First Interview!
The word is getting out that "Mr. Alphonse" is going to run for president in 2012. So, we are starting to get requests for interviews. The first one is with Bear News Agency on channel 300! The interview is very interesting and exciting-
 Welcome to my home, said Alphonse, my friends here are Barely Beaver, Vinny Alligator and Hicky Hedgehog. Thank you, said the bears, I am News Bear from the Bear News Agency, and these are my assistants, Right Bear and Left Bear. (I thought our names were strange, said Barely).Tell me Mr Alphonse, asked News, why did you decide to run for president? The same reason everyone does, said Alphonse, I think I can do a better job. Why in the world did you choose Sarah Palin as your running mate, asked News, she certainly isn't qualified. |
 I believe she is, said Alphonse. She is just a flighty female with no experience, said News.(GRRRRRRRRR) |
 She has totally messed up the state of Alaska and the Governors office, said News.(GRRRRRRRRR). No one knows how the state is doing financially because of her poor accounting skills. |
 We all have heard she hunts Elk or Moose, and she can drive a dog sled, said News, but those seem to be her primary abilities. (GRRRRRRRR) |
 We also know that she has no support(GRRRRRRRR) from any of the citizens of Alaska, said News. We have no idea how she got elected. |
 I doubt she has the ability to get oil from -- GRRRRRRR -- HELP! |
 HELP, yelled News. GRRR GRRR GRRR Vinny - Hicky, yelled Barely, help me get Al off of Mr News |
 > Vinny, called Alphonse, Munch - Munch! OUCH, not me, Vinny, yelled Mac |
 You mean Barely,said Vinny? NO! The bear, Vinny. Oh Boy, said Vinny, I've never tasted bear. |
 HELP, yelled News, I'm being eaten alive! OUCH - OUCH GRRR GRRRR |
 Keep pushing, Hicky, said Barely. Vinny, stop biting on Mr News and help us hold Alphonse. |
 It's a good thing you got him off of me when you did, said News, because I was just about to jump all over him! If my assistants weren't holding me I would really "give it to him"! |
 Well, said Barely, why don't we just let him go and see how you "give it to him". Out of my way, yelled News, I'm getting out of here! |
 Look at those bears run, said Vinny, all they are giving Alphonse is a look at their backs. They should really try out for the Olympics. Of course, their speed has a lot to do with Al & Vinny. |
 I don't think that interview went as well as I had hoped it would, said Al. I can't believe News said all those mean things about Miss Sarah. Well, said Barely, I don't think you need to worry about having courage. When Palin hears about you jumping News she will be proud of you, defending her honor and all. I sure hope so, said Al. By the way, Vinny, said Al, how does bear taste? I don't care for it, said Vinny, but one needs to taste everything to see if it's good!
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